Friend-heimer’s: 1. Having no memory of someone you have just friended on facebook. 2. Looking back over you friend list and having no idea who half the people are.
Speed Tw-editoring: The task of taking your 1247 character tweet down to 140 in less than a minute.
Tweeb-briations: Inventing new abbreviation (usually ones that no one else can understand) to shorten your tweet (often uses when speed tweditoring).
Craig-lecting: Collecting junk from Craig’s list just because it was posted in the Free Stuff area.
Faceback: Lower back pain caused by spending too much time hunched over a laptop on facebook.
Dis-rupt-dating: Awkwardly interrupting any conversation, meal, date, meeting and other live social event for the purpose of updating ones status (especially when accompanied by the phrase, “Quick everyone get together so I can take a picture with my phone”).
Inane-survey-ification: The eventual ruin of all social networking sites due to the bad game, meaningless causes (”let’s see if we can get 1 million people on facebook to start a 1 million people on facebook cause”) and stupid surveys being obsessively forwarded by the 2% of its members who have accepted the internet as their Lord and Savior.
I’m pretty sure I have faceback
Comment by Marc — May 5, 2009 @ 12:33 am